Kitten: *sees Lizard 1 and freezes* Wha the foo? Lizard 2: *walks up behind Kitten, not giving a foo* Kitten: *looks back* AHHHHHHHHH! Ah! Ah! AH! *flails and catches self, stealthily getting into attack position* Lizard 1 & 2: *don’t give a foo* Kitten: I’m… Gunna… Attack! *throws out a kitty punch, only to be blown back by the lizard’s secret weapon – the foo shield* AHHH! *barely recovers and starts running* I’m out!
OMG! This is so so funny!
Kitten: *sees Lizard 1 and freezes* Wha the foo?
Lizard 2: *walks up behind Kitten, not giving a foo*
Kitten: *looks back* AHHHHHHHHH! Ah! Ah! AH! *flails and catches self, stealthily getting into attack position*
Lizard 1 & 2: *don’t give a foo*
Kitten: I’m… Gunna… Attack! *throws out a kitty punch, only to be blown back by the lizard’s secret weapon – the foo shield* AHHH! *barely recovers and starts running* I’m out!